February 15 2018
Longtime runner Ellie Kemper charms our socks (and running shoes!) off.
We feel that a medal in professional lunging is very possible. That’s why we love this graphic that was floating around Facebook, which accurately (in a hilarious way) depicts how us mortals would fare at each Olympic event. (Violent darts is totally more plausible than archery, right?) Warning: Foul language is used.