March 20 2018
It’s never too late—or too early—to become a runner.
WARNING: Attempting to run may be good for your health and outlook on life. Users should prepare to experience euphoria and general AWESOMENESS. Excessive sweating may be temporary, but truly worth the temporary inconvenience. Be careful embarking on a journey into running, as it can induce an addictive habit.
Take 1 dose and you’re hooked. . .